MEMONI JEE MAHFIL

                                                                                                By : M. Aslam Saamla

Dec'06

SOGAAT-E-DURVESH

SHOQ

Dunya meiN har insaan ke koe na koe shoq zaroor hoeto. Koe ke Ilm haasil karanjo, koe ke husan jo, hunar jo, koe ke ghaalyooN karanjo shoq, suranjo shoq, khainjo shoq, phul jo shoq, kapray jo shoq, ghar ke sajaenjo shoq, navi navi cheezooN ejaad karanjo shoq, koi ke taqreer karanjo shoq hoeto, khushamand karanjo shoq, kade koi shoq maroo ke ghailo bhi kari diye to. Shoq adapt bani vinay to, fitrat bani vinay to. Shoq sara ya kharab vadharay ya ocha hoonta – kee barbaad kari deenta – Koi naam bhi denta ne koe hasad ne hawas bhi paida karanta.

Durvesh! Shoq se dil kadey natho bharay.

                     (Curtsey: Late Ismail Durvesh)

MOTIYAN JEE MALA

• Jo potay jay bha ke galat mashvaro dini hun nay khayanat kari.

• Ilm kay dunya jay laae sikhooN ta ilm dil may jagha natho karay.

• Jin meiN ilm jee mohobat ne hun meiN koi bhalai ne.

• Na itra mittha bano ke maroo aaenkay khae vinan ne na itra karwa bano ke maroo thukan.

• Khaamyan jo ehsaas kaamyabi jee chavi aae.

• ilm ke roti kamaenjo zaryo na banayo, ilm khud silo aae.

• Insaan jee bagair garaz khidmat karnoo insaanyat jee meraaj aae.

• Insaan aqal se orkhaeto, shikal se na.

• Dunya jin jay laae qaid aae, qabar hunjay laae araamgah aae.

• Naik maroo jadhay ilm sikheto ta inkesaari se jhuki vineto ne bud-fitrat ilm sikheto ta takabbur se akri vineto.

• Sadaqat insaan ke ne insaan sadaqat ke azeem banaeto.

• Waqt ke agya se rook, hunjay wasay bhajnoo bekaar aae.

• Biyan job halo karanjay waqt aaeN he socho ke aaeN potejo bhalo karota.

• Ehsas-e-kamtari azaadi jay rastay meiN vaddi rukawat aae.

• Nojawaan ne khargosh ke kun se paqra wae.

• Maroo potay jee zarooriyat tay gor karanta, qaabliyat te  na.

• Naik maroo ke dushman se bhi faedo pujheto.

• Kaamyabi jitri mushkil se haasil thiye utreej khushi thiyeti.

• Jin insaan meiN khuddari ne hoo insaan ne.

• Jo gum puranoo thee viyo voe hun gum te afsos karanjo matlab aae ke paaN navey gum ke dawat diyooN taae.

• 3 maroo 3 cheezeiN se 

- Jald bazi – Gusso -  Khoto

MEMONI LATEEFA

• Akro clerk potay jay bos ke chue ke minjhi baeri minkay chue ke aaoN aaeNkay taraqqi jee darkhaas diyaaN. Bos chuee bahooj saro, aaoN poteji baeri ke puchnoe ke tokey taraqqi dewae ke na.
  
  

• Akro dost biye dost ke puchee ke bataar bus ne taxi may kuro farq aae? Biyo dost chue ke minkay naae khabar. Pehlo dost chue ke theek aae naae khabar ta paaN bus meiN vinoo taae.
  
  

• Ustaad shagird ke puchee ke paani paani ke jumlay meiN istemaal kar. Shagird batari ke Jadhay aaoN baraf ke dhoop meiN rakhoom ta baraf paani paani thee viyo.
   

• Ustaad shagird ke puchee ke bataar nojawan jee moannus kuro aae? Shagarid chuee ‘Nojawanee’.
   

• Thanedaw chor ke chuee ke 5 minute jay baad asaaN to kay aag lagae deenae bataar toji aakhri khuaish kuro aae? Chor chuee ke Aag bujhaeji guddi mangayo.

(Edited by ART)